David Ortiz + Microphone = Magic
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The Power of Positive Vibes
Former NESN girl Krisily Kennedy repping our shirt with Ken Casey at Coachella In the face of yesterday’s pomp and circumstance — which included a pre-game ceremony for the ages, a Big Papi F-bomb, a...
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This is Whose City?
We all know what Big Papi said in response to a couple of chicken-shit terrorists messing with Boston. But for almost ten years now, it’s been his f**king city. He has been the face, voice, and...
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The Power of Home
C’mon, admit it. Ever since the Sox took off out of the gate like a rocket’s red glare, you were thinking of last weekend’s series in Texas. You had the dates memorized, already selling it to yourself...
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Game of the Year. So Far.
Yesterday may have been the KING OF DAYS. We had a new season of Arrested Development, a Sunday-before-a-holiday to encourage binge drinking, and a Red Sox come-from-behind win that I am happy to...
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David Ortiz Will Now Hear the Lamentations of Your Women
Quick: Pick the guy you expected to be leading the Sox in home runs two months into the season. Maybe Napoli? Or Middlebrooks? Or, be honest… was it David Ortiz? If it was, that’s cool. Because you’d...
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David Ortiz Will Never Stop Being Awesome
“Yeah, just me. Hangin’ at the Bruins game. Wavin’ a towel. Bein’ awesome with little or no effort.” The post David Ortiz Will Never Stop Being Awesome appeared first on Surviving Grady.
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What Happens When You Pitch to David Ortiz With First Base Open: A Brief...
“See ya later, ball.” “F#$k.” And that was that. When Ortiz steps off the bench and starts servin’ fools with pinch-hit homers like it ain’t no thing, you know shit’s just going impossibly right for...
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And Starring the Boston Red Sox as the 400 Pound Gorilla
For anyone not paying attention to the 2013 Boston Red Sox, it’s time to start paying attention. Like Bigfoot, The Kinks’ “Low Budget” and those goddam freaky feelings you get when Aunt Jenny works...
View ArticleLet This Video of David Ortiz “Prancercising” Demonstrate the Effects of...
This morning, we received an email from a charming bloke at MLB, telling us that we’d probably be “interested” in this “video” of David Ortiz commemorating the All Star Game by “prancercising.” Well,...
View ArticleOrtiz Smashes Phone, Drew Smashes Baseballs
Maybe it was the frustration of dropping out of first place finally taking its toll or a bad call that really, really pissed him off. But David Ortiz took out all his frustrations and then some on the...
View ArticleDavid Ortiz Rubs Mike Napoli’s Beard, Unsettling Viewers Everywhere
For a few moments, it looked like this would be another comeback for the ages. With the Sox down 3-1 and down to their final out, the spiraling Mike Napoli came through big time, launching a two-run...
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Just Make David Ortiz a Red Sox Player for Life and be Done With It
Every winter, you can count on three things around these parts: snow, lame excuses from me in advance of lousy Christmas presents, and some sort of story about David Ortiz wanting to stay in Boston...
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To Pay Or Not To Pay
Which player would you rather pay $15 million for? In 2013, Stephen Drew hit .253 with 13 home runs, 67 RBI and scored 57 runs. He walked 54 times and struck out 124 times. In the post-season, he was...
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An Instant Cure for Winter Hangover. Starring David Ortiz.
I said this on Twitter the other day and I’ll say it again. Not a day has gone by since David Ortiz turned the tide of the 2013 ALCS with his game two grand slam, sending Torii Hunter airborn and into...
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Sox Win, Thanks to Lackey, Home Runs and Beard Pulling
The first win of the season was secured tonight, thanks to a stellar performance by John “Born Again Hard” Lackey, who struck out six through six and gave up only three hits. Sure, one of them was a...
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David Ortiz’s Awesome Has No Expiration Date
Ever since his home run in the twelfth inning of game four of the 2004 ALCS, David Ortiz has been the go-to guy for pulling our asses out of the fire. Last year, he put an entire goddam city on his...
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Best David Ortiz Impression Since Esther Rolle
If you’re looking for something to take the sting out of yesterday’s Red Sox loss to the Yankees, look no further than Kenan Thompson’s take on Big Papi from last night’s SNL. It works. And I could...
View ArticleWhere Exactly Did David Ortiz’s Epic 482-foot Home Run Land?
/ Back on April 22nd, David Ortiz hit the longest home run at Fenway Park in nearly a decade. The blast off of Masahiro Tanaka made it all the way up into the Upper Bleachers – a rare feat at the...
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David Ortiz: Crushing Opposing Teams’ Dreams Since 2004
There isn’t a whole lot of good from last night’s game that we can discuss. The Red Sox were outclassed, outquaffed and outplayed by Yu Darvish, shut down in a manner that you wouldn’t expect from the...
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